The number fucking 16.
Lettuce that has the texture of tree leaves.
Cucumbers with the skin on them
People who call Emma Watson ugly.
People who say "swag" to fucking much.
People who say "gucci" and they don't even know what it is.
People with really high pitched voice that talk too much.
That awkward moment when you're in a deep thought and you realize you're staring right at someone.
Loose change.
The FUCKING number 16.
Girls who lead guys on.
Guys lead girls on.
People who don't play in P.E.
Teachers giving homework over fucking vacation.
Books.
Stale oreos.
Bent playing-cards.
Chris Angel (Mindfreak).
People who hate a large amount of things.
Duct-tape with prints on them.
People who don't like "Fruit-Stripes" gum.
People who think they're rebellious.
Popsicle.
Short people who are really loud.
Getting yelled at for doodling on the back of a test when I'm done with it.
Getting yelled at for doodling on the desk.
Getting yelled at for doodling.
Getting yelled at.
Girls who think they're nerds because they played Super Mario World, once.
People who think Tetris is a bad game.
People who don't like horror movies.
People who complain about horror movies.
People who say they have big dicks, when they're like 9.
9 year old girls with fucking iPhones.
9 year old girls that are sluts.
My cousin.
Having sensitive eyes. (it really fucking sucks)
Being in the 99%.
People who hate a lot of things.
People who think there's such thing as "Bad music." Music is opinionated, faggots.
Cigars.
Flavored blunt wraps.
Religion.
Getting yelled at for sleeping in class.
Getting yelled at for drooling while sleeping in class. (It happens at least twice a week)
The number 16.
Having all of my finals on one day.
Not knowing what I'm getting for Christmas.
People who think Firemaking is a good 99.
Mint fucking oreos.
People who don't talk in skype calls.
Blowing out my computer speakers.
People who started listening to OFWGKTA after the VMA's and say they aren't dick riders.
People who don't take the time to get to know people and judge them.
Judges.
People who can't tell time on a regular clock.
Underweight people that complain about being fat.
Overweight people that complain about being fat.
People who complain about being fat.
People who think they can change because they've made one new friend.
Girls in class that announce that they're going to pee.
Guys in class that announce that they are going to pee.
People who try too hard to be funny.
People who are really fuckin funny and wont talk.
People who talk shit about their friends.
Cherries.
People who obsess about tacos. I mean they're fucking amazing, but shut the fuck up.
People who don't say thank you.
Frosting-less pop-tarts.
People who think Sub-Zero's better than Scorpion.
People who think anyone's better than Scorpion. (Mortal Kombat wise)
When people who don't use correct grammar themselves, try to correct peoples grammar.
English essays.
Math tests.
Math.
Math problems that have to do with rate.
Finding that one faggot "X" in the equation.
Sunflowers.
People that HAVE to know every single fucking inside joke that's between you and your friends.
People who cock-block.
People who overhear you taking a girl out and want to come.
When you forget what you're going to say and you type half a sentence.
When peoples parents get divorced.
Mousepads.
Random cramps from going too-hardcore in gym class.
Kids who think they're good at CoD then lose to you and try to come play with you.
Call of Duty in general.
PS3's.
When people argue PS3 vs XBOX.
Getting caught texting in class.
Awkward conversations with friends parents.
Friends parents.
Over-protective parents of girls.
When a girls dad wont let you two alone in her house.
Girls that don't wanna be alone in a house with you.
Untrimmed woodcutting capes.
Trimmed woodcutting capes.
Prude girls.
Girls that aren't prude.
Most girls in general.
When you eat the cream out of the middle of an oreo and you're stuck with the two cookies.
Girls that wont shut up about their boyfriends/ex-boyfriends.
Glue sticks.
People who point out the obvious shit.
People who point out the obvious shit in a relationship.
People who point out the obvious shit and say dumb shit to cock block you. "u 2 shud date lulz."
People who don't know how to shut the fuck up.
When my earbuds get tangled.
People who think they're hardcore because they have a Asking Alexandria shirt.
People who think Black Veil Brides is the greatest band ever.
People who worship actors/actresses.
People who don't worship Emma Watson.
Hypocrites.
Choker-necklaces that are too small.
Choker-necklaces that are too big and are just necklaces.
Stepping on thumb tacks.
When I can't find my phone charger.
How I charge my phone for 2 minutes before I leave for school, thinking it makes a difference.
Cobwebs.
Dust.
When my long socks pull my leg hair.
When my long socks get dirty.
Black knee socks.
Colored knee socks.
People who don't like Emma Watson.
People who don't like Emma Watson.
When you open up a pack of gum in class and everyone wants a piece.
In that scenario ^, and you don't give someone a piece and you're a "Dick"
Glue sticks that dry up.
When I forget to turn my swag off and I wake up covered in bitches.
Neon flashing colors.
Niggers.
Niggas.
Niglets.
When you hit your baby toe off of shit whilst walking into the bathroom to piss at night.
Creepy threads/stories at 1am on /b/
People with small heads.
People with small heads that make fun of people with big heads.
Having a big head.
People with normal sized heads who complain about their head being big/small.
People who have flippy hair and get mad when people call them Justin Beiber.
Being American.
Being white.
Not having a mustache but having stubble.
When Google chrome doesn't correct my spelling.
Swimming goggles that cover either eye.
When I miss the Daily Show.
When I know what I'm getting for Christmas before Christmas.
Shoe laces that aren't long enough for my Converse.
How girls complain about guys leg hair.
When I go to flip my hair and it all falls out of place.
Bad hair days.
People that are hot and say they're gross for attention.
People that are ugly and say they're hot.
Having an alter-ego when I get into gym class.
I'll add more shit as I think of it.. This is good for now.
