Everyone has random thoughts... I just thought I'd share mine. Some of these things are recurring thoughts. Those are in bold
....1. War sucks.
..2. You CAN have too many women.
..3. Smart people wear glasses.
..5. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.
..6. (Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)
..7. When you are going to die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence...8. Big things come in small packages.
..9. Small things come in big packages.
..10. Almost everything contradicts itself.
..11. In space, no one can hear you scream.
..12. You can always say "I'll be back" and still be cool.
..13. There's always room for flashbacks!
..14. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
..15. The good guy always has the BLUE glow.
..16. Speak quietly, and that way when you make a mistake, they may not have heard you.
..17. Believe in unicorns...18. Parents have excellent aim with small objects.
..19. Vengeance with a blunt object is the sweetest revenge of all.
..20. Honor is sexy, villainy is irresistible.
..21. Women are attracted to losers, men are attracted to ANYTHING.
..22. The coolest weapon is still the sword...23. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.
..24. Youtube.com is a very reliable source of street smarts.
..25. T-shirts are cool only when the collar is open.
..26. A show without sexual tension isn't worth watching.
..27. Love knows no race nor logic.
..28. If it's homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discretely).
..29. Never trust a huge corporation.
..30. Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle.
..31. Never fall for the girl who has a French name.
..32. Never fall in love with a psychic.
..33. You can never have too much hair.
..34. You can never have too many carrots...35. Head-aches are a sure sign of stress.
..36. Daydreaming leads to accidents.
..37. Everyone wants to conquer the world.
..38. Number Thirty Eight
..39. The cute, fuzzy creature isn't what it seems...40. QUIT SAYING LOL WHEN YOU DON'T MEAN IT
{SIS = "snickering in silence"}
..41. Always take gravity into account.
..42. MSN is a lie.
..43. Everyone can be a ninja. (well i am ninja, she is ninja, he is ninja too! I am ninja he is ninja... but I believe another ninja is you!)
..44. Losing your temper can be therapeutic.
..45. There's nothing sexier than high heels on a robot.
..46. Robots aren't sexy at all.
..47. You can never have too many plans.
..48. If she sings, she's doomed.
..49. If you eat an entire bag of skittles in one mouthful,
you can fart a rainbow.
..50. You always remember the sad endings.
..51. Double suicide is ROMANTIC.
..52. The era of killing yourself is dead.
..53. Outrageous vehicles only make you cooler.
..54. Nothing delays romance like unruly neighbors.
..55. Fancy ice cream is for girls only.
..56. SHIT! I made a swear
..57. Hot water has innumerable benefits.
..58. Chocolate is a gift from the god of PMS!..59. No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
..60. (The same theory above applies to vomiting.)
..61. The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress.
..62. If your mum thinks you are cool, you certainly are NOT...63. The guy who wears game-sponsoring shirts in public needs a kick between the legs.
..64. All young children can figure out any piece of technology; you just need to give them a few days.
..65. It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life.
..67. The oldest sister is the nice one, the youngest sister is the cool one.
..68. You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point
..69. Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
..70. All major villains either want to take over the world or blow it up.
..71. When someone paints up their face, they mean business.
..72. Everyone has excellent singing voices in the shower.
..73. No matter how many times you you throw yourself down a flight of stairs, it never gets funnier.
..74. Seventy Four. t(*o*t )
..75. The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him...76. Food is a powerful motivator.
..77. The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the less effective it is.
..78. If men were actually smart, we wouldn't need women.
..79. The more possessive a woman gets, the less likely it is she will end up with the man of her dreams...80. Swearing always makes things funnier.
..81. The fate of the planet rests in the hands of idiots...82. True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years.
..83. The sammich is always going to be a staple food.
..84. Even the bravest of souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten.
..85. Never trust a guy with shiny teeth.
..86. MSN causes more trouble than it solves.
..87. Why is it I can never find the other FKING SOCK!
..88. Idiot captains win battles against impossible odds.
..89. Order takeout at every opportunity -- you might get lucky with a wrong number.
..89. The police are never there when you need them.
..90. The police are always there when you are breaking the law.
..91. Refer to Murphy's Law : anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
..92. All high school principals are clinically insane...93. If you have to count on your fingers, that makes you smart
..94. If you have to use your toes, the calculation isn't worth the effort.
..95. If you eat an entire ice cream in one bite, your head will explode... literally.
..96. There is always room for sexual innuendo.
..97. The key to sexual innuendo is innocence.
..98. (In conjunction with 93) I hate it when the joke is on me.
..99. A samurai's sword can cut through anything.
..100. All people over the age of 60 shrink in height in direct proportion to their age...101. Don't take crap from anyone, unless it's a monkey, that's a compliment, throw poop back.
..102. An anti-climax is a good climax.
..103. Weapons can be stored anywhere on anybody.
..104. Shania Twain really does sing that badly, and people still buy her CDs.
..105. If you make enough porn movies, you can eventually get famous enough to star in commercials.
..105. The sexiest girls are drawn by artists.
..105. Some people can't count past 105...
..105. Don't trust the guys with two earrings.
..105. You CAN do it, but only when it's funny or REALLY important.
..105. You can never have too many carrots...105. Hair comes in every shade of the rainbow - and I do mean pink, purple, blue, green....
..105. The song "Cry Me a River" takes on a whole new meaning.
..105. Writing down every thought that pops into your head onto a forum post and trying to pass it off as lessons of life means you're either incredibly bored or incredibly stupid and you probably should be doing something more reproductive.
Hey look, a computer!
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*is off to play me some Runescape*
