Ways To Fail

1. Stand at the GE doing nothing for 30 minutes.

2. Pick flax.

3. Go to Rimmington.

4. Stand at the onion patch you're farming and watch it grow.

5. Whine when the onion patch you're standing at dies because you didn't cure it.

6. Trim your 99 Attack with 99 Cooking just for the sake of trimming it.

7. Adamant (unless you're saving it for free trimming)

8. Forget your spade on your level 1 clue scroll.

9. Say wrong chat in the right chat.

10. Bought a Chaotic Crossbow before the update

11. Think that chaotic gear degrades at the same rate regardless of where you use it.

12. Get a red raven.

13. Join a merchanting clan and wait until the dump price to sell.

14. Become a level 4 skiller.

15. Use pyrefiends.

16. Cannon those metal dragons, go get your cannon back, and finally, try cannoning them again.

17. Wear as much dragon armor as possible when killing dragons... It really does increase your chance at a dragon drop!

18. Wear a Helm of Neitiznot in Kuradal's Dungeon.

19. Sell all your rares for mint cakes, mjolners, and crowns!

20. Get toastied by a brutal green dragon at waterfiends. Get toastied again as you try to loot your grave.

21. Unintentionally cast low alchemy and think you're h4x for alching more quickly than everyone else.

22. Use the headbang emote.

23. Spam your own clan chat.

24. Use guthans to heal yourself at dust devils.

25. Accidentally click the world map.

26. Pay 500k to borrow a partyhat to wear at the photo booth.

27. Set up your cannon at the Grand Exchange.

28. Go kill those Kurasks with your whip.

29. Kill 200 Turoths before realizing your task was Kurasks.

30. 97 Mining assist 4 eff1gy pl0x?!?@

31. Blame all your PVP deaths on lag.

32. Try to crash someone at tormented demons and die with a 3 minute grave.

33. Dragon plateskirts and granite platebodies

34. Spend $45 getting a big laminated RS World Map printed at Office Depot.

35. Use your Promethium Spear with your Ring of Kinship (Berserker).

36. Try to be a smart ass and misspell "fail."

37. Imitate the quick chat to lie about your skills.

38. Quit Runescape forever and come back a month later.

39. Believe goblin mail is a letter and wonder why you cannot read it.

40. Try to wear goblin mail.

41. Make real life replica godswords.

42. Get hacked when you log out with your entire bank in your inventory.

43. I herd you liek mudkipz.

44. Bump a sticky.

45. Listen to the RS Music.

46. Wear a tome of frost with a water staff (seen it happen twice).

47. Repeatedly kill the same cyclops and wonder why it's taking hours to get the defender.

48. Give an effigy to the museum.

49. Add the top 200 players to your friends list.

50. Kill green dragons for a visage.

How many have you done?

wow u really do have a lot of spear time on ur hands

I done several of them, like I stood at the ge for 30 mins or more. Mainly because I am reading some guide and get occupied doing something else. I also listen to the RS music. There are a few songs I really do like. I also did the whole turoth and kurask one.

#6 nice, atleast i have a 99.

Numbers of the way I fail =p

1 - I talk in the clan chat =p

2 - Used to be good money

3 - Hey my house is in rimmingtion! * fake rages *

4 - Had nothing better to do

22 - no comment

25 - I misclick, sue me =p

40 - We were all noobs at some point, no?

45 - Some of it is alright


Haha gf link @ number 6

yeah, totally an awesome troll, really hurt my feelings. Get some skills then talk.

1. Stand at the GE doing nothing for 30 minutes. - Guilty

2. Pick flax. - Once or twice

3. Go to Rimmington. - For quests

25. Accidentally click the world map. - Fucking annoying

33. Dragon plateskirts and granite platebodies - Granite platebody at one point

36. Try to be a smart ass and misspell "fail." - Yes

40. Try to wear goblin mail. - Of course

48. Give an effigy to the museum. - I tried once, wouldn't let me

I fail in 3 ways, but I only wore helm of neit in kuras dunge for a little, because I didnt have 400 pts

I've given over 20 effigies to the museum but now I've learnt my lesson and have started to keep them.

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^I accidentally this.

and the number one way to fail of any possible way is.............

make a list of ways to fail and post it on forums hai chewy

hahahahaha quite literally LOL'd.. ty for that chewy